Nice Try, Camille

So according to would-be feminist Camille Paglia, Sarah Palin is a "a powerful new feminist -- yes, feminist! -- force." She goes on to call Palin a "tough, scrappy fighter with a mischievous sense of humor" and says Palin has "made the biggest step forward in feminism since Madonna channeled the dominatrix persona of high-glam Marlene Dietrich and rammed pro-sex, pro-beauty feminism down the throats of the prissy, victim-mongering, philistine feminist establishment."

Uh huh. Of that I can only say this:

Dear Ms. Paglia,

We have received your application to be a leading feminist thinker. Unfortunately, we're not able to accept you at this time. Best of luck in placing your thoughts elsewhere.

Sincerely,
Real Feminists Everywhere