Project Runway Finale v. Presidential Debate Finale

Via @aterkel, I have a DVR, but otherwise I'd be doing this tonight:

When Kenley laughs, switch to the debate.

When Obama says “four more years of George Bush,” switch to “Project Runway.”

When “Project Runway” goes to commercials, switch to the debate.

When McCain says “my friends,” switch to “Project Runway.”

When the designers accompany their models into the branded styling areas, switch to the debate.

When Bob Schieffer scolds the candidates for exceeding their time limits, switch to “Project Runway.”

When “Project Runway” goes to more commercials, switch to the debate.

When you hear the words “Bill Ayers,” switch to “Project Runway.”

When the designers’ collections are being modeled and critiqued, stick with “Project Runway.” Really, you could skip everything else, but you gotta see those outfits. When the show returns to commercials, switch to the debate.

When you hear the phrase “both sides of the aisle,” switch to “Project Runway.”

When “Project Runway” announces a winner, switch to the debate for the final uninterrupted half hour.