I took a mini-vacation back to Minnesota this weekend. The Minneapolis part of the vacation was awesome, but the part were I went to my hometown -- not so awesome. (Yeah, that little part on the top? That's Canada.) There are precisely five bars, but only two that people actually go to. If you're into a too-loud band playing renditions of Offspring, the Rusty nail is your spot. On the upside, well drinks only cost $2.75. I thought surely there had been some mistake.