This story cracks me up:
In April, the McCainiacs gathered at the Tabu Ultra Lounge ... [where] "Stunning models/servers tempt with nouveau classic cocktails. This is the forbidden world of Tabú, where only one rule applies: anything goes. Are you ready for a nightspot that's too hot to touch?"
The campaign dropped nearly $30K on the nightclub scene, but to no avail. Wonder if he wore a "gay" sweater to the event?